I'm Glad My Mom Died by Jennette McCurdy
Jennette McCurdy’s mother pressured her daughter into acting in order to fulfill her own ambitions. This honest, well-told memoir gives insight into the life of a child actor who came from a chaotic, unhappy home. I look forward to reading whatever else Jennette decides to write.
January 17, 2023 Media Book Microreview
Effect of Ezekiel 4:9 Flourless English Muffins on Blood Glucose
Description
Ezekiel 4:9 Sprouted Grain Flourless English Muffins are made from sprouted whole grains and beans. The grains are not milled into flour. The muffins are purchased frozen and remain in my freezer.
The product nutrition label states each muffin weighs about 76g (2.7 oz) and has 30g of carbs. Six muffins in two different packages were weighed using a MyWeigh scale. The muffins ranged in weight from 3.05-3.25 oz (86.5-92.1g). The average weight was 3.13 oz.
Methodology
To test the muffins, I ate one each morning with two poached eggs, a half pat of butter, and coffee with cream. I’ve typically fasted at least 12 hours before breakfast.
Every other day, I took 1000mg of apple cider vinegar in the form of two capsules just before starting the meal.
I recorded the time I started eating and the time I ended. I scanned my Libre 2 sensor every fifteen minutes. This was a manual process and prone to some error. I did not eat anything else and continued to scan until my blood sugar went back to baseline or it was time for lunch.
Results
After repeating the experiment six times, the vinegar capsules look extremely promising.
Thank you to Quantified Diabetes for sharing your R notebook so I could create these graphs and also for inspiring these experiments!
I did ‘feel’ the vinegar in my stomach. I would not use these capsules every day but could see using them on a special occasion since I don’t have access to insulin or other medication that can spot treat out of control numbers. I like the capsules because I don’t enjoy drinking vinegar and also worry about damage to tooth enamel.
However, it is clear that eating an entire flourless English muffin is not something I should do on a regular basis. I will continue these experiments using 1 or 2 oz of bread instead of 3.
How many seeds can I add to my bread
One way to make bread lower carb is to replace some of the flour with seeds or nuts. Seeds have more protein and fiber than flour which makes for a slower blood sugar rise. They also add flavor and interest.
How many seeds and nuts can one add to a dough? Several threads on The Fresh Loaf suggested 15-20%.
On page 78 of Bittman Bread, Mark Bittman suggests adding seeds up to 15-30% of the flour weight.
Master baker Jeffrey Hamelman has several seed heavy recipes in the 2004 edition of his book Bread. The sourdough seed bread on page 176 appears to be the most densely seeded, with 7.9 oz of seeds in 32 oz of flour. This is a 1:4.6 ratio of seeds to flour. A couple of other recipes were closer to 20% of the flour weight as seed or a 1:5 ratio.
Hamelman’s recipe calls for toasting the sesame and sunflower seeds for 5-6 minutes at 380 degrees to bring out their flavor. The flax seeds are added to water and soaked for 12-16 hours. Some people theorize that toasting seeds like chia may limit the water they soak up.
What does Peter Reinhart say? In Bread Revolution one variation of the Naturally Leavened Carolina Wheat Hearth Bread created by Harry Peemoeller calls for 283g sunflower seeds in a bread with about 535 grams of flour. That’s a bit more than a 1:2 ratio of seed to flour!
December 11, 2022 bread food low carb
Cracked Rye Seed Bread Take 2
Recipe
Ingredients
- 5 oz sprouted whole wheat flour
- 3 oz seeds (1 oz each raw golden flax, sesame, and pumpkin)
- 2 oz walnuts
- 4 oz cracked rye
- 1/4 cup vital wheat gluten
- 15 oz water
- 1 tsp instant yeast
- 1 1/4 tsp salt
- 1/2 tsp diastatic malt powder
Step 1:
Poolish:
Combine whole wheat flour and 5 oz water. Mix well and let sit a few hours.
Soaker:
Boil 8 oz water on stove. Add rye and salt. Cook until soft. Let sit a few hours.
Step 2:
Combine poolish, soaker, yeast, and vital wheat gluten. Knead until dough forms. Mix in seeds.
Bulk ferment in covered bowl. Shape loaf and put in Pullman pan.
Preheat oven to 350. Bake for 30 minutes. Take off Pullman lid and bake another 30 minutes.
Results:
This loaf might be flatter than the last one. I saw some activity during the six hour bulk ferment but absolutely nothing after shaping the loaf. It had two hours before going in the fridge and about ten hours in the kitchen before I gave up and baked it.
The dough is quite wet and sticky so I wouldn’t think hydration would be an issue but it’s possible the rye grains are sucking up all the water. Typically hydration is represented as a percent of flour but I am not sure that works well for a recipe that contains more seeds/grains than flour. I had roughly 370 grams of dry ingredients and the same amount of water. A Tartine recipe for a sprouted grain bread had 940 grams of liquid to 1575 grams flours and seeds.
Cooking the grains did not entirely eliminate the tough chew.
A couple of thoughts:
– My yeast may be dead.
– Maybe bread made from mashed grains doesn’t rise.
– Boiling the cracked rye may have affected the amount of enzymes and required hydration in ways I don’t yet understand per this thread on The Fresh Loaf.
– Use a little more salt next time.
Lower Carb Bread - Cracked Rye Seed Bread
Recipe
Ingredients
- 5 oz sprouted whole wheat flour
- 3 oz seeds (1 oz each raw golden flax, sesame, and pumpkin)
- 5 oz cracked rye
- .25 cup vital wheat gluten
- 13 oz water
- 1 tsp instant yeast
Day 1:
Poolish:
Combine whole wheat flour and 5 oz water. Mix well and let sit overnight.
Soaker:
Combine 7 oz boiling water with rye. Mix well and let sit over night.
Day 2:
Combine poolish, soaker, yeast, and vital wheat gluten. Knead until dough forms. Mix in seeds.
The dough will be very wet. Press into Pullman pan and cover. Let rise until doubled.
Preheat oven to 350. Bake for 30 minutes. Take off Pullman lid and bake another 30 minutes.
Results:
The loaf is quite flat. The bread did not rise very well, possibly due to the volume of seeds and whole grain to flour. I also wonder if something caused it to deflate because it was doubled when I put it in the oven but not when I took it out. I thought it might have been overproofed.
Salt would substantially improve the flavor (I forgot, whoops).
Loaf was cut into 32 slices. It would be easy to get 40 with careful cutting — it was firm and did not tear easily. Two slices were needed to make one normally sized slice of bread. For this reason, the recipe below uses two slices for one serving.
11 carbs per serving seems great. Personal past experience suggests sprouted whole wheat flour causes less of a BG increase than straight whole wheat. The 3.5 grams of protein and fiber also help.
I ate two servings for breakfast for about four days. My BG barely blipped. This has been the most successful of my bread experiments by far.
The bread got moldy very fast so I will move it to the freezer immediately next time.
For next time:
- Remember salt.
- Fully cook the cracked rye in a pot instead of soaking.
- Consider using 4 oz grain, 4 oz seeds.
- Investigate how much rise I can expect from a whole grain mash. What makes bread rise?
- How does the Pullman lid affect the height of the finished product?
November 19, 2022 bread food low carb
Using Article 78 to Get a Copy of a New York State Birth Certificate for Italian Dual Citizenship
The New York Department of Health will only issue certified birth certificates to a person named on the birth certificate i.e. the child or the parents. My grandmother, born in 1912, passed away in 1997, long after both her parents. Since everyone on her birth certificate is dead, I need a court order to obtain a copy of this document for my Italian dual citizenship application.
Article 78 proceedings provide a mechanism for individuals to request copies of these vital records. The person named on the birth certificate must be dead. You must provide proof of death as well as proof you are related to the individual. If your parent or grandparent is still alive and won’t order a copy of their birth certificate for you, you are out of luck.
I used this step by step guide created by Samantha Genova as well as the guide attorney Cheryl Forchilli shared with the Dual US-Italian Citizenship Facebook group. If you are going through the process, I highly recommend you look at both of these guides and search the FB group for ‘Article 78.’
Thanks to the non-profit Reclaim the Records which has worked so hard to make these records publicly available.
Where to File
The Article 78 Proceeding should be filed in the Supreme Court of the county which holds the record. This means you may file in the county in which your relative was born if you want to request a record from the town clerk or you can file in Albany, where the Department of Health which issues state records is located.
My grandmother was born in a very small town and I’m not sure the clerk would be familiar with how to handle this kind of request so I chose to file in Albany where they are used to this sort of thing.
Make sure the state has a copy of the record. Some people get all the way through the process only to learn the state doesn’t have a copy. You can search the New York State Birth Index up to 1942 on Ancestry with a paid membership or browse the index for free on Internet Archive.
Using Article 78 to Obtain Multiple Copies of a New York State Birth Certificate
If you need multiple copies, ask for them in your petition. You don’t need to name other family members as petitioners or give an explanation. I adjusted the language in the petition template to say
‘… to deliver to Petitioner six long-form, certified signed and sealed copies of the (a) birth certificate for Petitioner’s grandmother…’
I don’t know yet if it will work but hope I can save some of my family members from spending $400 for a single document. People in the FB group have reported mixed results. Some received court orders allowing them only one document. Others were sent only one copy despite a court order for more.
Include a Return Date!
The return date is the date you are asking the court to review your request. It must be at least 3 Fridays in the future. I’d suggest adding an extra week or two to be safe.
I filed my petition, request for judicial intervention (RJI), and exhibits on 9/12. I received an index number the next day. I added the index number to my notice of petition and uploaded that a week later (after a clerk reminded me!).
Both my notice of petition and RJI were returned due to a missing return date. The notice of petition template I used simply said ‘at the court’s earliest convenience.’ Some people have had their paperwork processed using that language but mine was flagged, perhaps because I did not include a return date at all on the RJI.
I changed my notice of petition to say ‘on 14 October 2022 or at the court’s earliest availability.’
Correcting Your Petition
While correcting my RJI and Notice of Petition, I noticed that my petition hadn’t scanned correctly - a post it note on the first page obscured some text. To file an amended petition, log into your NYSCEF account and navigate to your Document List. Click File Document to this Case. Select ’Documents not related to a motion/petition/OSC under the Non-Motion Documents section. You should find ’Petition (Amended)’ in the drop down list.
Pending vs Processed
After re-submitting those three documents, I noticed that while my amended Petition was processed, both the RJI and Notice of Petition were still stuck in ‘pending’ mode. According to the NYSCEF Resource Center, a ‘pending’ document has been received and is under review. https://askalawlibrarian.nycourts.gov/NYSCEF/faq/346745
After several days of waiting for pending to change to processed, I contacted the Albany Supreme Court to ask if I was supposed to do something. Their number is 518-285-8989. I learned that these documents would be ‘pending’ until my case was reviewed on my return date of 14 October 2022. The clerk gave me the all clear to serve both the Commissioner of the Department of Health and the Attorney General.
On another note, I found it a little confusing to figure out who to contact with questions. Every time I view my case, I see contact info for the county clerk. I was using those phone numbers and email addresses without much luck until someone in that office redirected me to the Supreme Court.
Serving Notice from outside New York via USPS
Service must be made by someone who is not a party to the case. My husband mailed my documents for me via USPS certified mail.
We ran into a major snag at the post office when trying to serve the Attorney General. On their website, the address is simply
Office of the Attorney General
The Capitol
Albany, NY 12224-0341
My local post office would not accept this address. Their address verification system demanded a street address because I was sending via certified mail. I couldn’t find one online and called the Attorney General’s office. They told me to use
Office of the Attorney General#1 The State Capitol
Albany, NY 12224-0341
My post office didn’t like this either but a different clerk allowed me to override the validation and send anyway.
That’s as far as I’ve gotten in this process so far. Hopefully in a few weeks I will have another update!
Thoughts or comments? Drop me a line! eva@blindhopes.blindhopes.com